The person who sold your Paedo Panda his bag of sweets deserves a clip round the ear.
Because he spelt it "Swees".
*EDIT* Bah! You're a swifter editor than I am!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:02,
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Dinosaur has no tits
which is obvious, since it is not a mammal.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse,
Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:43,
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