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# pyrenean
lives on only in the world of photoshop. bit sad, really. top-10-list.org/2009/08/07/recently-extinct-animals/

photoshopgimp
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:22, archived)
# what i mean is
it's sad when the fluffy stuff dies out. all the poisonous, stingy, spiky, nasty animals can quite happily die off.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:25, archived)
# unless they're tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:31, archived)
# bit slow tonight, me
wheat ibex...weetabix.



and now i've got the fuckin munchies, real bad
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:37, archived)
# i have weetabix, or

apologies if that was a relative.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:39, archived)
# You shouldn't be heating food in clingfilm in the microwave.
Just sayin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:18, archived)
# it's okay
i have a tinfoil hat
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:19, archived)
# Saved!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:33, archived)
# This makes me what to invent the USB foodbot.
Just add water, powdered milk, flour, sugar, some spices, coffee, tea, etc, a whole array of stuff. With powdered eggs, baking powder, baking soda, it could make pancakes and waffles. Just configure it with a syrup provider.

Then download recipes for interesting treats.

Or the USB bar, quite similar. Configure it with various alcohols, mixers, bitters, etc. USB bar. Thirsty? *click*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:59, archived)
#
1.steal idea
2.patent
3...
4.profit
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:10, archived)
# Steel idea!
Just configure it with iron, carbon, vanadium, tungsten, cobalt and chromium. Make wrought iron, pig iron, stainless steel, tungsten carbide, and beautiful chrome teeth grills.

Order coke in bulk. When angry, say "Slag!" and throw slag at them.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:16, archived)
# *orders twenty tonnes of coke*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:40, archived)
# Guaranteed low sulphur content.
Smells more like your Aunt's fart during tea than the sewers of Mumbai. And it's hot, hot, hot!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:46, archived)
# The mizer would be easy, but very expensive,
goining on the cost of similar sampling machines in biochemistry...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:19, archived)