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# Hahaha......
I once went out with a lady,
On getting back to my flat, and getting friendly on the sofa,
I was delighted to find see was wearing stockings and suspenders and not tights,
2 weeks later into the relationship she said that her psoriasis had flared up, 'What's psoriasis?' I asked,
'Dead skin on my knees and elbows she said, I had it on our first date' she said 'That's why I wore stockings, so that you wouldn't see it on my knees' she said.
'Oh' I said 'How did you know that I wouldn't take them off?' I asked,
She just looked me straight in the eyes and replied 'Because you're a man'
What could I say.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# that's bloody stupid
i used to wear stockings, my ex LOVED taking them off me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I was once chatting to one of my mates and asked him......
"Do you like stockings and suspenders?"
"No" he said "I'm a socks and pants man myself"....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I love a woman in Socks and Pantz
* Thinks...

* I'll be back in a second guys...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# You take as long as you need....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Has he finished yet
I need the loo
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I misread your sig as "breaking my commode"...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Ha!
In fact, I'm changing it to that now
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Haha.... ace....;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# arf!
i only wore them because i detest socks and tights make me feel like i've got puppet legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I'd love to animate the mental image I have of that in my head right now....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Comes back....
* Thinks some more...

* Sorry, forgive me for a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Could make a good challenge for next week.......!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# The speed I work .....
Give me a month...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
# :D
can't wait that long, i'm half pissed now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Drink faster and get fully pissed.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# i'm trying, i'm trying!
but i haven't much wine left :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# That, good sir
is a story well worth regurgitating and shoehorning into the next borderline relevant Story of the Week. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)