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# I can't be the only person who thinks this
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Stewie hates the groin seagull.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# this is the first i've ever heard of the groin seagull
but it amuses me no end
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# ^this
Well they do follow trawlers...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Works for Morph!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Hahaha......
I once went out with a lady,
On getting back to my flat, and getting friendly on the sofa,
I was delighted to find see was wearing stockings and suspenders and not tights,
2 weeks later into the relationship she said that her psoriasis had flared up, "What's psoriasis?" I asked,
"Dead skin on my knees and elbows she said, I had it on our first date" she said "That's why I wore stockings, so that you wouldn't see it on my knees" she said.
"Oh" I said "How did you know that I wouldn't take them off?" I asked,
She just looked me straight in the eyes and replied "Because you're a man"
What could I say.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# that's bloody stupid
i used to wear stockings, my ex LOVED taking them off me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I was once chatting to one of my mates and asked him......
"Do you like stockings and suspenders?"
"No" he said "I'm a socks and pants man myself"....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I love a woman in Socks and Pantz
* Thinks...

* I'll be back in a second guys...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:10, archived)
# You take as long as you need....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Has he finished yet
I need the loo
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I misread your sig as "breaking my commode"...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Ha!
In fact, I'm changing it to that now
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Haha.... ace....;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:49, archived)
# arf!
i only wore them because i detest socks and tights make me feel like i've got puppet legs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I'd love to animate the mental image I have of that in my head right now....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Comes back....
* Thinks some more...

* Sorry, forgive me for a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Could make a good challenge for next week.......!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:21, archived)
# DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:22, archived)
# The speed I work .....
Give me a month...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:29, archived)
# :D
can't wait that long, i'm half pissed now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Drink faster and get fully pissed.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:50, archived)
# i'm trying, i'm trying!
but i haven't much wine left :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)
# That, good sir
is a story well worth regurgitating and shoehorning into the next borderline relevant Story of the Week. Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:39, archived)