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(NeoplasmSix, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Sounds about right, everyone took amphetamines back then :)
[edit] I may take this opportunity to pea a couple of compo entries in your thread if that's ok
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# £24.95?
Seems reasonable...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I accept Paypal :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Haha! I'm on that.
Also, re the OP, it's not just 'back then' unfortunately. Huge problem still.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:38, archived)
# True dat
I know a couple of girls who are still massively into speed, and my response is just "...but why?"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# I knew it!
I always knew Rob was an AI bot...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 21:52, archived)
# pfft "gingerplums"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# isn't middling and average the same thing?
yours,

the pedant cunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:21, archived)
# well yes
I'm aiming for the common or garden cunt market
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# ah, i was so tempted to subscribe as well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:42, archived)
# it's fun, but it doesn't work
i'd suggest a tapeworm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Sounds like rubbish whizz to me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# lost 2 stones
but gained a nervous twitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Side effects are scary.
A fuckbuddy friend of mine tried that and the affect on her heart wasn't good. Panting in ones' sleep is a dodgy symptom!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Speed is evil. Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I lost three
take one capsule in the morning and no appetite until 2pm.
But eventually I got habituated and the benefits wore off.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# I concur
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# You're going to let Smashmonkey eat you?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)