Typing 'tentacle' into Google image search can be quite a grubby experience.
Given the horrors I've seen, she's probably on the boat, waiting breathlessly with an over-sized lollipop in her hand..
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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A true artist suffers for the sake of their art
Now assume the position and I'll fetch my finest birchwood cane
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:48,
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Football's on, shortly.
Can we make it quick?
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:58,
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I'm done.. *snores*
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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:01,
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I've not got a Japanese girl with a lollipop, but I've got this...
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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that'll do
*pulls down pants*
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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