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[challenge entry] Release The Kraken!

From the Mythical Creatures challenge. See all 166 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# It's about to go 'Knock knock'
(Lovely tentacle)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the go-to tentacle in such matters..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# How desperate for a 99 would you have to be?
Unless it's one of those vans that sell cigs to the kiddies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# 10p a fag. Good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# 10p a cig, y'mean?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# We had one near us that was more of an illicit pharmacy than an ice cream van
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# oh, and a shop that would sell single cigarettes for postage stamps
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Haha was the shopkeep a philatelist?
Those were the days; Jumpers for goalposts, cigarettes for postage stamps.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# *googles philatelist*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# ok. if he was he was a rubbish
he always got regular second class stamps
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Peas don't go. Don't goooooooo away, I'm begging you to stay..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Confused..... I see a tentacle
but where's the Japanese girl in a sailor suit?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Typing 'tentacle' into Google image search can be quite a grubby experience.
Given the horrors I've seen, she's probably on the boat, waiting breathlessly with an over-sized lollipop in her hand..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# A true artist suffers for the sake of their art
Now assume the position and I'll fetch my finest birchwood cane
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Football's on, shortly.
Can we make it quick?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I'm done.. *snores*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I've not got a Japanese girl with a lollipop, but I've got this...
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# that'll do
*pulls down pants*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Japorn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Crackin!
awakes
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)