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# I think he must have misread the sign...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:55, archived)
# I passed a plaice once.
It was quite painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)
# sure it wasn't just a fluke?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)
# All I know its that it made me flounder.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)
# For cod's sake...
...these are going off the scale
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:21, archived)
# i may keep it going
just for the halibut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Oh for fucks hake
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:33, archived)
# You've changed your tuna!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:35, archived)
# don't hake me because i am beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)
# This has given me a..
.. Tench nervous haddock.. I need an anadin
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 22:21, archived)
# pandemonium in his underpants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha
Hey is all needs watering
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Green and yellow :(
Guys hey guys hey you guys what have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:04, archived)
# i did a strip-tease earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Once, on the way from the pre-drinks to the club,
I had a strong urge to urinate, and crossed the road to a particularly appealing tree on a grass verge. Upon getting closer, however, I realised that the tree had a rather odd shape. To my dismay, it became apparent a total stranger already "using" my chosen spot.

We both looked at each other through our drunken hazes, rather surprised that this had happened. I apologised, and went (with my strained bladder) on my way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Not really sure why I told this story.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:08, archived)