My mate got handed some tofu
at the end of a long day touring a factory in China. He'd never had it before and thought it would be like cheese. The taste was so weird he immediately brought up his lunch in front of half a dozen horrified chinese businessmen and his chortling workmates.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03,
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In some countries that's a sign of a delicious meal!
or is that diarrhea?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:06,
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:D
it's like cream cheese cross bred with rubber with all the flavour removed
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:06,
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That's a fair description.
The Chinese had got it into their heads that every meal should be a banquet for their wonderful English customers who were buying all their stuff. After 2 days of glistening meat and rich, oily sauces something had to give.
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Smallbrainfield,
Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:14,
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