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# Like a smashed fuse box.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha
not heard that before
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# A smile like a pan of burnt chips
is another.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# you saw one smile?
I think she might fancy you
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# or, she just let a sneaky one go
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# face like a welder's bench is a favourite
along with the oldies...

bag of spanners
bulldog chewing a wasp
bulldog licking piss off a nettle
dockers glove
plumber's rag
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# a hat full of bums
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Face like a bag of smashed crabs.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# A row of bombed out houses
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:22, archived)
# A row of forgotten headstones.
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Burst sofa
ripped out fireplace
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Teefs like a Shane MacGowan?
(, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:28, archived)