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# If you reduce the price of dogs at the pet shop
they go cheap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# groan....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# If you conduct Doppler-shift experiments with ferrets
they go meeeeoooooow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# *harumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# If you put a dog in an F1 car
It goes Miiiiiaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# If you shove dynamite up a hippo's arse and set light to it
It goes BANG!

... and covers the surrounding area in gore.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# You can turn a cat into a blacksmith...
by giving it a kick in the bollocks.

Then it'll make a bolt for the door....
(I helped save b3ta! Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)