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# Make the noises as you read, children
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# How do you make a cat go woof?
Pour petrol on and set fire to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# If you reduce the price of dogs at the pet shop
they go cheap
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# groan....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# If you conduct Doppler-shift experiments with ferrets
they go meeeeoooooow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# *harumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:32, archived)
# If you put a dog in an F1 car
It goes Miiiiiaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# If you shove dynamite up a hippo's arse and set light to it
It goes BANG!

... and covers the surrounding area in gore.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# You can turn a cat into a blacksmith...
by giving it a kick in the bollocks.

Then it'll make a bolt for the door....
(I helped save b3ta! Heywood Djeblowmi is friends with Craven Moorehead, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Well, either that
or a substantial amount of training and behaviour therapy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Joe Scaramanga has taught one of his cats to fetch and deliver a ball.
I believe this might be a sign of the coming apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# my son's dad makes his 2 cats sit before giving them treats
A dog would never do that etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# On that note... opposable thumbs!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# a hitchhiker would never do that....
or something...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Or Jimmy Krankie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# FANDABBYDOZY to you pal
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Here's £5
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Crikey! Thanks!
*goes and buys own bodyweight in sweets*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# you spied my inspiration
spend it on cakes then you can enter the fatty compo pfft
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# *prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# What's got 4 legs and goes 'Woof!'?
Piper Alpha
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
ima steal that one!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Okey dokey
There's a black lab in the office today.
He's called Oscar & he loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Innappropriately?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# ^ This...
* Photos or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Why aren't I looking at a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Wailaapoyg?
* I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Well he does nudge my hand for strokes
and slobbers on my trousers but no-one can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# There's a blind dude in our office with a black lab guide dog.
It's all I can do to stop myself going up and asking if I can have a snuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I'm sure the blind dude would love a snuffle
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I often say that I'm sure when Mrs Vagabond was little she would have been a paedo's dream - she's a complete sucker for dogs.
It's not infrequent that a passing stranger with a puppy will be asked if she can have a go with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# and an upside down Cow says
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# cheers babe!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# ¡OOM ?
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# ioom?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# *passes mop*
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Oh do fuck off you two!
You both knew what I meant!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Language, Timothy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# It's ok.. It was said in jest...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# cows go moo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# yes they do
they do go moo.
Indeed they do.


They also shit everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# they haven't shat in the pope's hat yet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# This is tru science fact
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Bit late, but hey ho, have a poem from Ogden Nash
The cow is of the bovine ilk.
One end moo, the other milk.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Are you still upset about being overweight?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# how's the trolling with retarded and pointless comments working out for you?
quick lets run to the talk board and get them involved..haha yer a sad wee man
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Meff!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
# OHHHH METH
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxAYHOWxGi8
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)