Conception?Ummm... you may want to revise your understanding of Christianity a bit.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:16,
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hahaGood Friday is known as such because that's when God obliterated the virgin Mary's hymen with his girthy shaft of light. And he saw that is was goooooood.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:19,
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ORLY?Easter - Oestrus, Rabbits (famous for fornication), eggs, approx 9 months before JC's birthday. I prefer my understanding.
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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until,
Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:47,
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