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# Conception?
Ummm... you may want to revise your understanding of Christianity a bit.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# haha
Good Friday is known as such because that's when God obliterated the virgin Mary's hymen with his girthy shaft of light. And he saw that is was goooooood.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# ORLY?
Easter - Oestrus, Rabbits (famous for fornication), eggs, approx 9 months before JC's birthday. I prefer my understanding.
(, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 10:47, archived)