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[challenge entry] yay! let's mock obese people!
with crap and toapy rehashes in a new thread

happy chocolate overdose day peeps!

From the Make Fatties Useful challenge. See all 73 entries (closed)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# you could at least have put a freebase head on it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# close enuf?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# HAHA Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:07, archived)
# This compo's died the death, hasn't it?
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edit: nicely edited!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# yes.
looking through the entries was depressing. what the fuck happened here?

edit: blame paul for that :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Maybe we should alt compo Zalgo?
Jus' saying

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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# maybe.

maybe not...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# He waits behind the walls.
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Yeah, everybody knows that fat people are useless ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# your fatist
"no, you're fattest"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I think that the reaction against this compo has proven that there are a lot of fat b3tans
we have had compos of all types and as soon as we touch on the issue of fat people suddenly there are a lot of sulky b3tans about who are usually the first to put the boot in in the name or ironic humour.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# to be fair, tramps and such don't have internet access
and therefore can't get all sulky about it on messageboards.
whereas the fatties are already at their keyboards.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# They have their keyboard or Laptop on their belly
so they can surf the net as they surf the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I'm only slightly tubby (6' 1", 15 stone)
But I just find it boring to use it as a compo idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# No one can argue about that - in terms of boring compo ideas this ranks alongside
of signs, movie posters, tramps and memes
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Movie posters and signs are ok occasionally.
Memes suck as a compo as they've usually already been done to death by the time they've been compo'd. Just waiting for the compo to be "Royal Wedding" next week, several months after it peaked on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# I don't think I could cope with a Royal Wedding compo
the whole idea of a royal wedding is making me sick and I for one will be avoiding it where can - the only good thing to come out of it is the Bank Holiday we get and I'll be working on that day so at least I get a lieu day.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# I'm happy enough with it, being a bit of a royalist.
However, the twee, the media and the tat merchants can all fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# bank holiday? today is my only day off :(
i suppose the renumeration will more than make up for the fatigue :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# You should get lieu days if you've had or are going to work
Good Friday, Easter Monday, Royal Wedding Day and May Day.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# yup. working all of them
no lieu days, just getting paid triple-time plus bonuses! woo!
but not till the end of next month. boo!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:43, archived)
# maybe if people actually read past the second word and applied more thought to "useful"
it would be better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
# it wasn't intended to be a compo winnar.
sorry.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)