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# I would have had my 15 minutes of fame this year if it were not for that mincing cunt
Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ?
do tell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# When Dermot O'Leary went into the toilet cubicle
Louie got to the gloryhole first
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
you seem very knowledgeable about these sorts of things. what, pray tell, is a glory hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# It's what all reality show contestants fall into when they are voted off
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# A bespoke furniture retailer
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Eh, long story short, I spent a couple of weeks last year being filmed by a fly-on-the-wall documentary crew for a show on Sky1 called "Showbiz"
It was about people struggling to break into TV, music, film etc. We went out of our way to accommodate them, did loads of staged stuff, auditioned people they suggested etc.

Then some bright spark at Sky decided to rebrand the show "Louis Spence's Showbiz" and suddenly the tale of two earnest guys from the Midlands working hard to make a low-budget zombie film wasn't screamingly camp enough to make the cut and all the footage ended up on the cutting room floor.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# What a pisser
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# would you really have wanted to get your break from a Sky tv show called Showbiz?
that sounds like selling your soul and destroying your credibility before you've even begun.
Lucky break if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# We're getting where we want to be anyway
but it was a bit gutting that after all the effort we went to, we received none of the publicity we were promised, which would have been really handy right about now

This time next year Rodders etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:38, archived)
# ....and breathe.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Second prize at the mince awards again this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)