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# is it only me that hates meercats?
they're not even posh rats.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:59, archived)
# but there err so CUTE!!!!!!!!!
(smooow I like to run with knives, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I hate them so much I have bred 400,000 of them and made them eat each other
Now I have 2 massively fat meerkats who are too fat to even attack each other - it's like Fat Highlander, but the soundtrack is just a lot of burping and not Queen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Meercats! Meercats! Dundun dundundun something something anal bleaching.....duhduh dundundun... MEER! CATS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# I'm playing it to the A&R guy now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# pics, or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# meercats eat their babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# they don't eat them fast enough though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:11, archived)
# That's because meercats have table manners
even though they're paedocannibals
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:26, archived)