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# It's going to take at least 3 or 4 generations before we can even start to even out the temperament of these fine beasts
domestication is never a frendly process.
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:53, archived)
# I concur
although you don't want to completely eliminate all traces of aggression, those pesky suspects need a good mauling every now and then to teach them not to run.
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# What a wonderful thing, to fall asleep under the glower of a beast
and wake up under the gaze of an animal

That's how aids got spread btw
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# through animal raping
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
# it's not rape if you've paid for it
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# or if you shout "surprise" beforehand
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# no I'm pretty sure that's still rape, although you could probably argue it down to unlawful sexual connection if you have a good lawyer maybe
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Like this dude?
Once a priest, Gerald Pointer, was so in love with his horse, that he decided to make sex with this beast. He let the horse penetrate into him in his holy hole and died from bleeding out.



Priester nötigte Pferd zum Analverkehr. Dabei riss sein Dickdarm und er starb - Der Würdenträger Gerald Pointer (48) "ließ sich in einem Stall bei Seattle (USA) von einem Hengst besteigen" (Bild, 24.10.2005). Dabei drang das Pferd offenbar zu tief ein, und der Dickdarm des katholischen Priesters riss, woran er starb. Die Tragödie wurde von einem Freund des Priesters gefilmt. Geschlechtsverkehr mit Tieren ist im US-Bundesstaat Washington zwar nicht verboten, es kommt jedoch in den meisten Fällen einer Vergewaltigung des Tieres gleich, da das Mitgeschöpf des Menschen nicht von sich aus in dieser Richtung tätig wird (vgl. oben: Oralverkehr eines evangelischen Pfarrers mit seinem Hund).

(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Similar but they were both pretty nuanced situations
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# just so we're clear I was making a satirical inditement of capitalism I do not support bestiality in any way but it is still pretty funny that guy died
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# yes I like the fact that he died while he was doing THAT ...
... nothing less he deserved.
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Don't talk about Mr Hands like that
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Interesting


The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005), an American Boeing engineer residing in Gig Harbor,[1] died from receiving anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw. He had videotaped previous sex acts with the horses and distributed them informally under the name Mr. Hands.

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries. The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005.[2] It was informally referred to as the "Enumclaw horse sex case".[3]

Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the passing of a bill in Washington prohibiting both sex with animals and the videotaping of the same. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[4]

A documentary of the life and death of Pinyan, and the life led by those who came to the farm near Enumclaw, debuted at the Sundance Film Festival 2007 under the title Zoo. It was one of 16 winners out of 856 candidates for the festival,[5] and played at numerous regional festivals in the United States thereafter.[6] Following Sundance, it was also selected as one of the top five American films to be presented at the prestigious Directors Fortnight sidebar at the 2007 Cannes Film Festival.[7][8]
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# yeah i just linked to that article
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# I guess when the thrill goes out of diddling little boys you just need a horse cock in your arse
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# "Analverkehr"
Gotta love the Germans...not anally would be best.
(, Sat 7 May 2011, 14:35, archived)