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# *blows*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Well you don't want it dripping on the carpet....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:09, archived)
# that happened once
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# On a first night at a ladies house....
She had one of those enclosed oil insence things with a tealight inside....

It got so hot it boiled the wax over and the whole thing set on fire....

I knelt on the floor in front of it and blew as hard as I could....

Only to have my naked bady showered with burning wax and covering the carpet as well.... and the bloody thing was still in flames....

It destroyed the mood somewhat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Literally . . . too hot to handle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:24, archived)
# I'v never wanted another woman in my life for length of time I'd wanted her....
Years I'd pined for her

All ruined by a sodding candle....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
sharing a flat with my mate. she'd had a new carpet fitted 2 days before. she left for work, leaving me on the couch with the flu, delirious and hallucinating. she came home to find i'd spent the day making wax lollipops by dipping matches into melted candlewax. there was wax all over the new carpet. she says the worst thing was knowing i had no idea what i'd been doing and, as i was sick, she couldn't yell at me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:25, archived)
# It is difficult to get the wax off . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# kitchen roll and a warm iron
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# You are truly a wealth of knowledge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# i'm from a very practical family
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha class...!!
One of the funniest I ever saw was.....

Sat at a friends house, another friend turn up pissed out of his head...

He walked in, put his hand on top of the TV to steady himself, the TV fell of its stand, he fell on top of the TV, spilling an entire tray of peas and chips on top of it, he tried to get up, and then projectile vomited all over the top of it as well....

Amazingly it still worked after...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# eeeeewwww
green screen!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 May 2011, 21:41, archived)