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# I've decided that you can be my moral compass
is it wrong to steal internet from the person next door if they're too retarded to have a proper password?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:59, archived)
# nope
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I can promise to be an exceptional moral compass.
Really? Fucking idiots! Not only should you steal their internet you should piss in their garden as often as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# ... okay, good start
... next, they have a netowrked printer... how much of their internet should I use before I get it to print off some really offensive gay porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'd go for a whole kilobyte.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# why are you not onto your second picture already?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Because god hates me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# it was suppose to be a reply to Prof.
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:50, archived)
# What's offensive about gay porn, are you some sort of homophobe?
Is the argument you should use if they challenge you.

Also, who lives there? Is it a couple? If so, you could engender some sort of marital spat with your porn printing leaving you free to make a move on the partner of your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:08, archived)
# You are Peter Mandleson
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Chance would be a fine thing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# By "in their garden", Wasp Box means, of course
"all over their washing".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# they do have a washing line in their garden
I'm glad I brough all of this up, it's clear what I have to do now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# If you're lucky
you may be able to piss on their washing from the privacy of your own upstaris room.

edit/ but I wouldn't take moral guidance from Vagabond, he's a right wrong 'un
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:09, archived)
#
's a right likes to give it up the
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
#
to give
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Homophobe!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Only because you're so gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I can be whatever you want me to be darling

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# okay
I should probably take notes... I might need to go into their garden with a tape measure to figure out if I can piss on their washing from my house
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# You shouldn't go to too much trouble
that'd just be plain wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Not to mention a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I think he's some sort of stalker
I'm not sure I want to be his moral compass after all
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:15, archived)
# These days it's referred to as a "moral sat nav" anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:18, archived)