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# OMG!!! WTF!!!
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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:33, archived)
# arf!
did you see that troll that was on here for some time yesterday?
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(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Sorry, I was in a park/pub with b3tans all yesterday
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# don't worry
you didn't miss much :(
(fearnation, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:36, archived)
# haha
i remember that. did we find out who it was in the end?
(fearnation, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# no
we didn't
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:35, archived)
# it was more annoying than it looks
they refused to speak like a normal person, which is why I mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:38, archived)
# yeah, i saw that
they were bloody annoying, and posting bitmaps...
(faster, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:39, archived)
# I was so tempted to post this pic then
but I thought they might take it as encouragement...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)
# ahh
reminded you of me then? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:40, archived)
# you're not a troll, though
you're a fnord...which is much cooler/scarier
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:44, archived)
# IF YOU DON'T SEE THE FNORD
IT CAN'T EAT YOU

DON'T SEE THE FNORD
DON'T SEE THE FNORD...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:58, archived)
# i thought it was a rather good troll, personally
it was most enjoyable as i read the archives
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)
# morning 'fish
surely it had to be a regular taking the piss?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:48, archived)
# i reckon so
and i still reckon crab_bloke is dj hetz hudson, you know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I reckon
hetz was real at first, then someone else started posting as him towards the end.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Pfft!
Python's philosopher song put through it...

IMANUEL KANT WAS A REAL PIS-ANT WHO WAS VERY RAERLY STABLA
HEIEDGAR H3IEDGAR WAS A BOZY BGAR WHO CUD THINK U UNDER TEH TABL3111111!! OMG
DAVID HUME CUD OUT-CONSUME SCHOPENHAEUR AND H3G3L
AND WHITGENST3IN WAS A B3RY SWIEN WHO WAS JUST AS SLOSHED AS SCHLEG3L11!1!!! THEIR NOTHNG NEIIZSCHE CUDNT TEACH YA BOUT DA RASENG OF TEH WRIST
SOCRAETS HIMSALF WAS PERMAENNTLY PISED!1!!1! OMG WTF O STEWART MIL OF HIS OWN FRE WIL
ON HALF A PINT OF SHANDY WAS PARTICULARLY IL
PLA2 THEY SAY CUD STIK IT AWAY
HALF A CRAET OF WHISKAY 3VERY DAY1!1!11 OMG LOL
ARIS2TLE ARIS2TLA WAS A BUG3R FOR TEH BOTLE
AND HOBES WAS FOND OF HIS DRM
AND RENE D3SCART3S WAS A DRUNKAN FART
I DRINK THEIR I M!!!1 OMG

YES SOCRAETS HIMS3LF IS PARTICULARLY MISAD
A LOV3LY LITL3 THINKAR BUT A BUGER WHAN HES PISAD1!1!!1! OMG LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I've always liked
that song...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:45, archived)
# funny though,
it seems to lose something in the translation ;-)
(faster, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:49, archived)
# yes
undoubtedly
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 13 Apr 2003, 14:52, archived)