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# if god loves him so much
why did he give him a face like a scrotum?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Ostagazuzulum, that was the magic word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my
He can do magic, magic, magic!
Magic a Rapture at 6 last night.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# i liked it
not a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# I adjusted me Rapture-Fail Raving Party Kitteh a little bit this morning BTW
As I was a bit more sober:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:31, archived)
# he loves those glow sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# He'll be walking sideways in a minute
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# heheheheh
he's had a crablet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
Busting a move!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# magic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3lp3fJ54n8
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# GOD'S TASTE IS NOT YOUR TASTE
GOD'S TASTE IS INEFFABLE


I suspect the "F" in "ineffable" stands for "fuck".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# GOD LIKES SCROTUMS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Well if you believe the bibble it was in his first blueprints for Adam
the design of Eve apparently was purely Adam's unless I've got that bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# the FIRST blueprint involved gills and x-ray eyes
i'm pretty sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# As well as Whales with friggin lasers, Kittens with Bazookas
and Dogs in Tanks but then he got banned from b3ta for reposting and trolling so reverted to more mundane designs.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# pity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# spiders really should have been designed to wear rollerskates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Adam must have really liked the smell of fish.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# No that was God being spiteful because he wanted Adam's scrotum to himself.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# OIC...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# There's 2 Fs
Fist Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# only if you're a very good boy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# GOD'S TASTE IS IN FIST FUCK ABLE!!
Do ya know I always suspected so...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# why do you think he created man first?
and "in his own image" too. narcissistic doesn't quite cover that one.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Nah, it's only one
The letter F is spelled "Eff". Look it up.

So "Ineffable" means "Can't be Effed".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 22 May 2011, 21:44, archived)