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# Yey...
* Would though

(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:34, archived)
# tie a plank to your arse first
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# I wood
:)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
# What? Tie a plank to my arse?
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# If that's what floats your boat :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# * bends over
* waits
* floats
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:03, archived)
# fat girls get wetter
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# They do if you bathe them in boiling chip fat.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah, but you saying 'would'
is hardly a measure of shagability, is it now?

;-)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Yeah, I mean, you could have varying standards.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# or in his case,
none at all.

:)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I have standards.
Just not very strong ones. XD
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Everyone has standards
I once tried to do the complete set from 16-60, I was doing well until I met a girl who looked like a midget skelator offering "no strings fun"

Thats when I realized I had standards and put the 16-60 plan to bed.
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Was she the 16 year old? XD
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:34, archived)