next door's cat has decided that my rhubarb is the perfect place to roll aroundand that the indentations I have dug for my asparagus are a group of fresh shitters into which he should shit at his own merry whim.
I'm normally a peaceful and animal loving individual but I am tempted to flay the animal and wear it's skin as a hat
(I'm normally a peaceful and animal loving individual but I am tempted to flay the animal and wear it's skin as a hat
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 25 May 2011, 12:50,
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I bought 250 wooden kebab skewers from the 99p shopthe bits of my garden where I don't want the cat to shit look like a porcupine right now, but it works
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 25 May 2011, 12:52,
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I was thinking or planting a border of wild garlicapparently they dislike the smell... and I love the taste so everybody wins
... although your idea will probably be adopted in the mean time ... I might even place some of my GI Joe action men in amongst the skewers!
(... although your idea will probably be adopted in the mean time ... I might even place some of my GI Joe action men in amongst the skewers!
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 25 May 2011, 12:54,
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This sounds a planMy Rhubarb isn't doing too well at the moment
The Courgettes in the greenhouse are flourishing though - first flower opened today
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(The Courgettes in the greenhouse are flourishing though - first flower opened today
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58,
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well done those courgettesmy beans have started flowering and my strawberries but much of the other stuff is just doing away... I was looking at the celery this morning and it's going yellow so I think I'll need to find some other feed for it
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00,
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strawberries are full of flowersbut I bet the bastard Squirrels eat them all
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 25 May 2011, 13:01,
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