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# important question
where do we stand with Jaffa Cakes?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Cake.
Clue is in the name.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Jaffa Cakes
I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer b3ta biscuit expert Nicey gave on these pages some time ago.

Do you consider the Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit? (Mystery_Bob)

A: Cake. Its a Cake.

From www.b3ta.com/interview/nicey/
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# So will you personally be enforcing a no Jaffa Cake rule for this challenge?
(you walked right in to this one Fraser ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I imagine it's similar to parlay - more like guidelines.
Plus what b3ta have you been traversing where people stick to compo descriptions? :P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 25 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You wouldn't dunk a jaffa cake in tea*, therefore its not a biscuit.
*if you do, you're a sick cunt.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 25 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# hasn't it got something to do with biscuits go soft when they're stale
and cakes go hard? the problem with this is who's going to not eat a jaffa cake and let it go stale to ever find out? never going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
# sorry
by saying important question, I seem to have confused people in to thinking I was being serious and not just being silly.
You can relax, it doesn't matter whatever way you want to worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Aww, I didn't really care
I was just trying to be funny.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 25 May 2011, 20:07, archived)
# I dunk Jaffa Cakes
they go all soft and melty :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
#
I always have known they were cakes.
The name is a giveaway, but it's when they go stale that's the clincher.
Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:47, archived)