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# A biscuit is hard when fresh, and soft when stale

A cake is soft when fresh and hard when stale.


/fact! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# does this make cocks cake or biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
# haha I was thinking the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
# either this place has warped us both
or i'm a very bad influence
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# We warped b3ta
we added the female element :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:43, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# A biscuit,
'cos it's good for dunking. :P
(beerMatt, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# that depends on how long you leave it out in the open air
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# not very long
i like to make sure they're stored somewhere warm and comparatively safe....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:47, archived)
# ah, a fine theory!
no jaffa cake in my presence has ever lasted long enough to go stale...what happens to them? ;)
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# well, eventually they go brown and a bit runny
unless you've not been eating your fibre
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Noone truly knows I think Schrödinger's did an experiment
where he placed a Jaffa Cake in a biscuit tin and postulated that whilst unobserved the Jaffa Cake existed as both a biscuit and a cake and both soft and hard at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# while in the box his cat may or may not have eaten it though..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Schrofl :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:10, archived)