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# the old ads were way more risque
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Nice Jaffa Cakes!
Those Jaffa Cakes don't look bad either!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# it is a slutty cake biscuit isn't it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Jaffa Cakes or Jaffa Biscuits - the test of a biscuit should be their ability to be dunked in tea
rich tea is a weak contender in this respect and so are those pink waffer things so the lines are blurry on this subject.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# A biscuit is hard when fresh, and soft when stale

A cake is soft when fresh and hard when stale.


/fact! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# does this make cocks cake or biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
# haha I was thinking the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
# either this place has warped us both
or i'm a very bad influence
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# We warped b3ta
we added the female element :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:43, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# A biscuit,
'cos it's good for dunking. :P
(beerMatt, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# that depends on how long you leave it out in the open air
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# not very long
i like to make sure they're stored somewhere warm and comparatively safe....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:47, archived)
# ah, a fine theory!
no jaffa cake in my presence has ever lasted long enough to go stale...what happens to them? ;)
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# well, eventually they go brown and a bit runny
unless you've not been eating your fibre
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Noone truly knows I think Schrödinger's did an experiment
where he placed a Jaffa Cake in a biscuit tin and postulated that whilst unobserved the Jaffa Cake existed as both a biscuit and a cake and both soft and hard at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# while in the box his cat may or may not have eaten it though..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Schrofl :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Ok then
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# I like the smashing orangey bit in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# stomach cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# STI?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Yes. Yes, I think I might.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# The best way to wet your biscuits.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# I'll have one tit and a cunt please
oh, and 97 Jaffa cakes for a night in.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# a minimalist huh?
nice :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I need to keep a hand free for eating.
one tit, one cunt, one cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# bwahahahaha
you bad bad person
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# sweetness
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:17, archived)