my masturbation to sex ratio is about 100,000 to 1.
And I've fucked a whole lot of women.*
Also, it looks as if somebody is internetmad with you.
* - irony
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18,
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the wierd thing is, I've just done a back of a fag packet calculation
and my actual ration comes out around 440-1, so he was pretty close. Although that doesn't really factor in how much I wanked when a teenager.
I clearly don't wank enough
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 27 May 2011, 16:13,
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