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# my masturbation to sex ratio is about 100,000 to 1.
And I've fucked a whole lot of women.*

Also, it looks as if somebody is internetmad with you.


* - irony
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# the wierd thing is, I've just done a back of a fag packet calculation
and my actual ration comes out around 440-1, so he was pretty close. Although that doesn't really factor in how much I wanked when a teenager.

I clearly don't wank enough
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:13, archived)