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# It's Friday afternoon. I'm bored.
So I drew a fish.

What should I draw next?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Breakdown
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I'M MAD AS HELL!
AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
#
IT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Fish with tits
Now I have seen everything
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Not everything....

* Giggles like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
then you haven't seen everything...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 27 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Racoons
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLVe1NkQA78&NR=1
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# KAT IN BDSM OUTFIT WITH STRAP ON
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# This ^
I for one would think it would a blend of all kinds of hilarious. Throw in Vanity and a less than amused Gorilla on a unicycle and you have a deal.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# russ abbott's sexual disaster time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I remember that
With Les Dennis and Dustin Gee
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# it's what killed Dustin Gee if I remember


too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Sexy Ninja Vs. Sexy Samurai
Hermonie from harry potter having a moment of 'self discovery'

spiderman shitting in his spider costume, it's all hanging down at the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
i enjoyed that
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# His 'Web-Shooter' dangling free...?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Another Nurse Sally comic!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Here is a suggestion that I found on the interweb today, it's by me but I have no memory of it
Barry Manilow has fallen on hard times and has been employed as the keel of a boat. It wasn’t going too badly until one day, sailing through the Indian ocean, an entire pod of dolphins appears and repeatedly rape him in the face.

The ship’s captain, Inglebert Humperdink looks on shaking his head and fiddling with his nads.

edit/ it's on the ginger fuhrer's site
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# this is something someone subsequently posted on the same site, they clearly know me
I’d like Mr. Biffo to draw troubled, multi-suggestion-haver Wasp Box. I see him as an early 30′s male whose average degree in an oversubscribed subject from an uheralded university has resulted in him holding a poorly paid office job that he believes he’s too good for while accepting that the combination of his lack of courage and proclivity for dawdling on the internet for hours a day almost certainly means he will not achieve more. He converses with his colleagues almost exclusively ironically and struggles to make eye contact with any female between the ages of 12 and 55. When people struggle to understand his odd speech patterns and obscure references, he rolls his eyes then sneers inwardly as if to convince himself he’s really enjoyed confusing that person, to whom he (wrongly) feels superior. He lives with his parents and is embarassed by this. His relationship with them is akin to that of a mouthy but vulnerable 16 year-old. He has typed the word ‘rape’ into a Google image search on more than one occasion. His masturbation-to-sex ratio stands somewhere in the vicinity of 500-1.

Not that Mr. Biffo should let this affect his creative process of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# my masturbation to sex ratio is about 100,000 to 1.
And I've fucked a whole lot of women.*

Also, it looks as if somebody is internetmad with you.


* - irony
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# the wierd thing is, I've just done a back of a fag packet calculation
and my actual ration comes out around 440-1, so he was pretty close. Although that doesn't really factor in how much I wanked when a teenager.

I clearly don't wank enough
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Was that from your comedy account?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:21, archived)
# I'm already someone else's comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:16, archived)
# an anatomical diagram of a human female
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# colonic snorkelling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# I'm in a Ghostbusters mood, so my suggestion would be "GOZER vs VIGO"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# An armadillo with an abnormally large penis?
please.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# The equivalent of three hungry bears eating goldilocks.
or the usual nurses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Wee Jimmy Krankie being mauled by Nookie Bear
while their "handlers" have sex
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Doc Brown, in the future
being eaten by a super-intelligent raptor.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# the curtains
ahahah ahhaahah ahhahahaha haahahahah ahahahahahahahaha ha aha hahah a hahaha ahahahaha ahahaha ha hah aha ah ahaha hahahaha ahha a
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:20, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Imploding cactus
With tits!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# a t-rex in drag
trying it on with a stegosaurus in leather chaps and hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ^ FITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:47, archived)