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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: THE WORST SUPERHEROES EVER


Just think of a super-hero with the worst super-powers imaginable. Then provide us with a nice picture showing exactly how pathetic they are. Challenge suggested by tokyosexwhale.
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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
# farting in church is always good
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# Save us SFICM!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] May aswell stick this here...
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] okidoki
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Haha.
This is making me think of the band Faxed Head.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey0mkZsuC9o


"The most recent Faxed Head lineup is composed of headless/elongated-neck guitarist Neck Head, plaid-tartan skin-graft victim/wheelchair-bound vocalist McPatrick Head, oddly-handicapped musician Jigsaw Puzzle Head on bass, LaBrea Tar Pits Head on drums, and local mime/metal-detector-operator named Fifth Head providing electronics."
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Haha, marvellous

Why was I not informed earlier about this particular Spruance band?
This sounds awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# The 90's
Just in case, you might also look at GWAR.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I've always avoided GWAR
Is this a mistake?

I do enjoy things like John Zorn and Mr. Bungle and, you know, music.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Music.
Such a dilemma. Either they're self-promoting cunts, in which case I don't want any part of them, or they're purists, in which case no one knows about them.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)
# yep
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# Second pannel = WIN
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[challenge entry]
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# May I recommend changing the URL on the front page from http://www.b3ta.com/challenge// to something more usable?
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