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# Yey! Home Time!!!!

EDIT: Hang on... if it already home time, what happened to pub lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I'm bloody starving
Receptionist is off so no one went to get bacon butties this morning and the 11 o clock butty van didn't turn up


Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# and to top it all off Poundland customer service refuses to answer a simple question
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
# The answer is likely to be : "No sir, not everything is a pound, our terms and conditions stipulate this"
Edit: Has everyone fucked off for lunch early or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I asked if they stock ky jelly and condoms but they refuse to answer
it's all good I now have bacon and egg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I'm not sure that bacon & egg is suitable for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# are you wrapping the bacon around your helmet
and using the egg as lubricant?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# If he likes his bacon extra crispy he should not bother using the egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I'm eating the bacon and abusing the egg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# *phones British Lion Eggs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Edwina Curry approves of this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Curried eggs? Now that's just perverse man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)