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# here we go
I started writing it at the top at 8:40 this morning and now it's done (the links were mostly picked yesterday mind you)
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue481/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Just in time for elevenses.
Thanks Mr Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# got any biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Tesco Value Digestives
37p a pack.
/offers
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)
# oooh ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Needs more quinn
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:29, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# *checks watch*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:54, archived)
# does this mean
it's pub time?
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# what's all this then
Now my afternoon schedule is ruined
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Hmm
Monkeon's poll puts me at 66% in agreement with Guardian readers and 54% agreement with Daily Mail readers. Maybe I should get both papers and read four pages of the Guardian for every three of the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Sounds like a recipe for endless bouts of conflicted self-loathing.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Oh I'm used to *that*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Yey! Home Time!!!!

EDIT: Hang on... if it already home time, what happened to pub lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I'm bloody starving
Receptionist is off so no one went to get bacon butties this morning and the 11 o clock butty van didn't turn up


Bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)
# and to top it all off Poundland customer service refuses to answer a simple question
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:55, archived)
# The answer is likely to be : "No sir, not everything is a pound, our terms and conditions stipulate this"
Edit: Has everyone fucked off for lunch early or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)
# I asked if they stock ky jelly and condoms but they refuse to answer
it's all good I now have bacon and egg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
# I'm not sure that bacon & egg is suitable for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# are you wrapping the bacon around your helmet
and using the egg as lubricant?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# If he likes his bacon extra crispy he should not bother using the egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I'm eating the bacon and abusing the egg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# *phones British Lion Eggs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Edwina Curry approves of this
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Curried eggs? Now that's just perverse man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)