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# ugh.... Celebrity endorsements - not because it's a good product, they're just paid for it.
''You will love this' - Simon Cowell.' should be this weeks newsletter subjlols
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:37, archived)
# ^What she said^
but in an even sexier fashion.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I once went to an evening with Shaun Hutson, the horror writer
It was meeting Garth Merenghi in person, but he was quite funny and one of the things he admitted to was when his friend Bruce Dickinson (of Iron Maiden fame) wrote a horror novel, he dashed off three quotes they could use on the cover without even reading the thing. The publishers chose one of the quotes, Hutson got paid.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I had a sword fight with Bruce Dickinson once.
He was much better at it than me.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# By "sword-fight" do you really mean
"I made a grab for his winky in a public toilet"?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# No.
I mean trying to hit each other with metre long bits of metal.

Although your suggestion would make a more interesting anecdote.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)