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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# He was shocked at how it tasted....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# He took a good byte.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Ohm my god....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:22, archived)
# it's not his volt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# watts going on here then
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# We'r all off down to the gym to do some circuit training....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Do you go along Eddy Grant's Electric Avenue?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# as much as i'd like to spark up a conversation
my mate's pets won't look after themselves, so i'm afraid oh'm off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# So you're currently in charge then?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# yep
my bus is almost due, definitely time to go.
'bye all, see you in a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Good luck Tuesday....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I prefer the longer route......
AC/DCs highway to hell....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
# oh stick a plug in it you guys
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Don't blow a fuse ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# i'm running short on puns now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Did you know that I drive a Proton?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# i drive a large hadron collider
.....wait...what?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I heard that the police arrested him for assault and battery.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# These puns are not ample enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Resistance is futile.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Exactly - wire they bothering?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Don't be so negative ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:58, archived)
# *has accidentally done similar things*

I'd say the funniest thing I ever did was stripping the plastic from the center conductor of a coaxial CCTV cable which was still live with 60v quasi-square-wave AC. I was properly insulated but touching my forehead on an aerial support cable which is earthed/grounded.

...and I was about 25 feet (8 meters) up a utility pole -- thank goodness I was strapped to the pole.

Oh, I'm sorry, this isn't QOTW

*fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
# what was the Pole's name?
and did she mind you beinng that far up?

*fucks off as well*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
# the pole wasn't wearing a strap-on the pole was was a
fuck off! HA HAA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:38, archived)
#
somewhere in an alternate universe, pedro longs for his new face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# exactly why I decided not to move to a higher paying (and higher elevated ((and higher voltage))) power company job.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# my brother is an electrician
you guys are mad, i'd be in constant fear of being fried.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I installed a plug socket where a light switch was once.
Every time I plugged something into it the lights came on in the kitchen.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)