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(THE REVTED, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:21, archived)
# fat-tongued cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)
# You have a tongue down there?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)
# why? is that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:32, archived)
# I don't know that it's wrong.
But certainly unusual, in my experience.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Not in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# i feel i should point out
that it's not actually MY tongue....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Eurgh! You went down on Jamie Oliver?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# certainly not!
despite the fact that his copious amounts of spittle would negate the need for lube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:39, archived)
# They should bottle it and sell it.
Hell, he's been completely whored out to Sainsbury's, it'll start there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:43, archived)
# less fat than olive oil
okay, i'm even making myself feel a bit sick now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Actually, yeah I'm feeling a bit queasy too...
Thinking of Jamie Oliver phlegm. >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)
# ok, that's it
i officially need a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:53, archived)
# :D
I've gotta wait till Tuesday to go out. Ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)
# i'm staying in tonight
could just do with a pint to gear up for tomorrow's massive drunkening with the lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Aye... should be good though, not been out in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Starts singing
♫ Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me
♫ Wriggle about, and tell me that you care...

PS: Big bottles of Spitfire bitter - only £1 @ MORRISONS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
# that's a good deal
but i can't stand bitter and strongbow is on offer over the road, 2 litres for £2.69.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
# no but give it back to its owner straight away
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)
# but i'm not finished with it yet!
besides, it's environmentally friendly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)
# oh go on then
since it's saturday
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
# someone here
it may have been you, described him as a fat tongued mokney,
that is what he will always be for me.
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)