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[challenge entry] Pop quiz, hotshot.

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(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
# I was forced to sit through an episode of that programme a few weeks ago.
It's a compelling argument for a hastening of the apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
# I've not seen any of it - Someone tried to explain what it was about to me, but I instinctively blanked out....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# It makes Shakespeare look like Shakespeare.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
# ^this^
i am blissfully unaware of this apart from when i won a bafta and i knew not what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
# you won a bafta??
i'm impressed
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Or a compelling argument for late abortion...
...about 20 years late.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Thing is, I don't blame the participants
They are just stupid people who want to be telly.

I blame the smug, coke-snorting, execs at a certain TV company who feel its acceptable to exploit people, and ruin their lives for £50 a day and are dining out at the fucking Ivy on how clever and witty their 'original' concept was
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
# I don't blame the execs - it's just good business.
Making money from people being stupid and/or lazy is not only fun, but how the whole system works (see terms and conditions for details).

I don't really blame anyone.

I just want to see everyone involved - including the audience - incinerated with napalm, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# A few years ago, an MP said Jeremy Kyle was the modern equiv of bear baiting
I kind of agree with that.

It's easy to say "well, if you don't want the hassle don't go on the show", but execs often tell outright lies to people to get them on these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
# That sounds sensible enough.
Do they pay them as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I don't think Kyle does
except expenses
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Pffft.
I've got a really good idea about how to make things much, much better, but hippies and pretentious people tend to get all upset about it and start crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Well, on the upside, the whole damned farrago
is being shipped to the states shortly, so all the less for us!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
# or whatever the equivalent of the Ivy is in Liverpool
It's Phil Redmond's company that produces it...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
# That'll be this place then
www.restaurantsofliverpool.com/british/formbyhall.htm

He doesn't actually still live in Liverpool does he?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I very much doubt he does.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)