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# The bastard offspring
of Richard Madeley and an Oompah Loompah, having been out rutting in the meadows of Willy Wonka's factory.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:24, archived)
# *waves goodbye to childhood*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Much like Augustus Gloop,
He disappeared up the chocolate pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Oh man... mental image! Mental image! Need vodka!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:30, archived)
# The problem is,
the Oompah Loompahs are so small that he has to wrap them in gaffer tape first to stop them from splitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Much like that rabbit one time...
I mean uhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)
# "then I turned it inside out and it was all fluffy and stuff."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)
# As Mick Hucknall once sung:
Bunny's too tight to mention.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Haha :'D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)
# The Oompah Loompah isn't tall enough to be the giver,
so Richard always gets to be the "man", but he's a good guy at heart and always has the common courtesy to give a reacharound.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:33, archived)
# This weeks mental image:
Oompah Loompahs with bright orange erections.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Shame nobody compo'd that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# It's never too late...
Oompah loompah oompity spluff,
Richard's using my arsehole instead of a muff,
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Sprouting from green pubes
white chocolate spunk flying everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Man milk chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:41, archived)
# A spluff and a half in every half pound
*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 15:43, archived)