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# Too... much... testosterone...
turning... into... man!

*cooks dinner and leaves washing up for 3 days*

Edit: B3ta needs an 'I love this!' button
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# 'cooks' dinner?
orders dinner you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# cooks = presses buttons on microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Fuck that stereotype. Men love to cook
They can't talk enough about how great their food is. They just leave it for "special occasions" i.e. when they can be arsed. Then they use every pan imaginable and don't wash it up because "dinner will get cold if we don't eat it now".

3 days later there is no cutlery, no plates and I'm eating pot noodle with a Debenhams card.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# My food really is great.



(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# So is the beardedwife's
He actually cooked a stir fry yesterday which was amazing and, while he left the washing up straight afterwards, when I woke up this morning it had all been done.

Only took 5 years of training. Next, how to take the washing out of the machine once it's finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I wash up as soon as I have eaten.*


*The dishes and cutlery may or may not stay on the draining board until needed again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Beardedwife is the king of washboard Buckaroo
I've seen stuff piled two foot high but it will never occur to him to put away the dry stuff before embarking on a new bowl of washing up.

It turns into washboard Jenga when you want a plate that's on the bottom of the pile
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Take a picture of this, upload on Sunday and then compo it!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Pfft!
He's already done the washing up this week. We may not see the phenomenon again until the next blue moon

/unnecessarily mean to the beardedwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I just love sweeping gender-based generalisations.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
#
sweeping gender women
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# hehehe!
Mornin' lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)