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[challenge entry] World War 10

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Too... much... testosterone...
turning... into... man!

*cooks dinner and leaves washing up for 3 days*

Edit: B3ta needs an "I love this!" button
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:17, archived)
# 'cooks' dinner?
orders dinner you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# cooks = presses buttons on microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Fuck that stereotype. Men love to cook
They can't talk enough about how great their food is. They just leave it for "special occasions" i.e. when they can be arsed. Then they use every pan imaginable and don't wash it up because "dinner will get cold if we don't eat it now".

3 days later there is no cutlery, no plates and I'm eating pot noodle with a Debenhams card.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# My food really is great.



(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# So is the beardedwife's
He actually cooked a stir fry yesterday which was amazing and, while he left the washing up straight afterwards, when I woke up this morning it had all been done.

Only took 5 years of training. Next, how to take the washing out of the machine once it's finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I wash up as soon as I have eaten.*


*The dishes and cutlery may or may not stay on the draining board until needed again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Beardedwife is the king of washboard Buckaroo
I've seen stuff piled two foot high but it will never occur to him to put away the dry stuff before embarking on a new bowl of washing up.

It turns into washboard Jenga when you want a plate that's on the bottom of the pile
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Take a picture of this, upload on Sunday and then compo it!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Pfft!
He's already done the washing up this week. We may not see the phenomenon again until the next blue moon

/unnecessarily mean to the beardedwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:38, archived)
# I just love sweeping gender-based generalisations.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
#
sweeping gender women
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:13, archived)
# hehehe!
Mornin' lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# shark - check. helicopter - check.
bridge - ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# The Hulkster already destroyed it
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:09, archived)
# this would make a great poster!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# needs more mustard
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# It's what the tank runs on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# and a pipe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Add some old spice and this wins!
;)

Edit: HAHAHA! Excellent Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:20, archived)
# ^this
"I'm on an tank."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# Cheers Whato :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:49, archived)
# TJ: Ding, dong, the witch is dead! The witch is dead!
www.guardian.co.uk/media/blog/2011/jul/15/phone-hacking-live-coverage#block-7

EDIT: Piss. But hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# LOL @ Live Coverage.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Right on schedule
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Whilst this is pretty manly...
What can be more manly than off-road group masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:26, archived)
# That's pretty fucking manly, that is.
Especially when it's a merekat piloting the ve-hi-cle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:27, archived)
# His name is Baldwin
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Smart Alec!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# You can tell.
He has that sort of look about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha...
:D That's the fastest game of 'Soggy biccie' I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Oooh the sand stings!
cumonthemeerkat.com?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Damn. This film HAS to be made.
But it's on that day that the world would implode due to the sheer manliness that has befell it. Oh and it'd have an awesome soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# The opening tune could be the old gillette song!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)
# Totally.
Over a montage of jets and stuff, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha
Great, Great montage!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Cheers Q!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# The shark makes this.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:24, archived)
# 25P A BOTTLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 20:24, archived)