I think they used one of those at my last dental appointmentand quite possibly at my last colonoscopy
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Shiksa,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:31,
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oh my!The worst part of colonoscopy (my opinion) is drinking the gallon or so of liquid in the prescribed time frame
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LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:34,
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I can't believe this is trueunless you're the last part of a human centipede.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:37,
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ah, actually the procedure is painless--I watched the whole thing on a TV beside meBut forcing down a gallon of GoLytely in less than two hours is gut wrenching--and you'd better not be far from the crapper once you start
( LS18,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:40,
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My first job was in an operating theatre cleaning up after surgery.Thankyou for taking the time to shit first.
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 3:58,
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SRSLY??I did that job too for a while when I lived in Holland.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 4:32,
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Yeah I did it for about 8 monthsMostly neuro and ophthalmic surgery.
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 4:34,
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I didn't do it for that long thankfully.I did do one of the worst jobs in the world for several months though; throwing food from international flights away at Schiphol airport.
There was a huge mechanized room with a conveyor belt running through it, and all the food, plates, trays, and everything else from the catering of international flights was emptied out directly onto it.
It was our job to pick through the mounds of discarded food and remove any or the reusable stuff and stack it into pallets which were then sent through the washing machines.
In the middle of the room was a huge pit with drains in it where a slurry of all the discarded food was deposited. The whole place was alive with cockroaches and smelled like death and sugar.
There was a rule that nothing could be taken out of the room, but inside the room you could eat anything you wanted... I saw people eating cakes and lobster and steaks straight from the trays, sometimes from the conveyor belt itself.
It was hellish in there. I was just an agency worker, they sent us there for the first few months to see how determined we were to work, but there were people who'd worked in there for years, and some of them were genuinely insane.
(There was a huge mechanized room with a conveyor belt running through it, and all the food, plates, trays, and everything else from the catering of international flights was emptied out directly onto it.
It was our job to pick through the mounds of discarded food and remove any or the reusable stuff and stack it into pallets which were then sent through the washing machines.
In the middle of the room was a huge pit with drains in it where a slurry of all the discarded food was deposited. The whole place was alive with cockroaches and smelled like death and sugar.
There was a rule that nothing could be taken out of the room, but inside the room you could eat anything you wanted... I saw people eating cakes and lobster and steaks straight from the trays, sometimes from the conveyor belt itself.
It was hellish in there. I was just an agency worker, they sent us there for the first few months to see how determined we were to work, but there were people who'd worked in there for years, and some of them were genuinely insane.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 4:59,
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mmmm.. kafkalicious.and you are talking insane even for Dutch people, that's pretty fucking crazy man
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 6:22,
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A friend of mine used to recruit for a chicken factorythe job was to hang chickens up by their necks on a sort of inverted conveyor belt which would carry them to a piece of razor wire which would quickly decapitate them.
On average people would last 3 or 4 days but one guy had been there for 8 years. Wouldn't want to see inside that guy's shed.
(On average people would last 3 or 4 days but one guy had been there for 8 years. Wouldn't want to see inside that guy's shed.
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 6:34,
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Only some of them? Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:30,
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