Combine the first two
or the middle two
or the first and last.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:11,
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"This one time I was watching my mate's older sister play tennis in a short dress...
and when she scratched an itch between serves, I SAW HER BARE BOTTOM!!!!!!!"
Is that what you want... cos that's what'll happen.
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sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:54,
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