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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Vote closes once I escape from a morning of meetings...

Porn - Ronseal

Money Well Spent - Subby bought some £25 hair trimmers and reckons he's saved thousands on hair cuts. What's your best value purchase?

Conspicuous Consumption - Have you ever sat on a balcony eating a croissant? What's the most ostentatious thing you ever seen or done?

Sporting Disasters - 'The Olympricks' does not a funny answer make

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Porn will just be
omg i once saw this video in amsterdam of a woman sucking off horse! lol!!!!

and links to goatse and two girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:57, archived)
# And conspicuous consumption will just be "I once sucked off a horse"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Sporting disasters will be equestrian based too
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Whatever question wins
I'm totally telling a story about horse fellatio.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# And the next Image Challenge:
Seamhorse fellatio.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:56, archived)
# i was just tieing my shoelace at beechers brook
when a horse jumped the fence and entered me from behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# I hope to god
the going was soft
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Interesting
There are 2 votes for Porn and 3 for Conspicuous Consumption, so why does Porn have a longer one?

Fnarff fnarff
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:58, archived)
# That's because
...porn comes with its own fluffer
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Can I change my vote from Sporting Disasters to Conspicuous Consumption
I didn't take time to consider tactical voting.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# damn, it's rebalanced itself now
i was hoping you'd made sure porn would always have the biggest bar no matter what won
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 11:01, archived)
# That's what she said.
"She" being the Actress, and she said it to the Bishop.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Pah
my hair trimmers cost me a tenner

still working after twelve years
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 9:59, archived)
# ...
Porn - How many stories will that generate? Not promising.
Money Well Spent - Has potential, though perhaps invites OMG MASSIVE DRUGS posts. And Rachelswipe talking about her holidays.
Conspicuous Consumption - A week of internet jealousy. And Rachelswipe talking about her holidays.
Sporting Disasters - Bindun... though a while ago, admittedly.

Sporting disasters it is. Unless we can have a hybrid of the money and consumption ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Combine the first two
or the middle two
or the first and last.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:11, archived)
# "This one time I was watching my mate's older sister play tennis in a short dress...
and when she scratched an itch between serves, I SAW HER BARE BOTTOM!!!!!!!"
Is that what you want... cos that's what'll happen.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I really don't see the difference between sporting disasters and LOLdrugz stories
Both are tales of people taking risks with their health to enjoy themselves.

I'm always hearing about the cost of drugs to the NHS, yet most people I know who have been to hospital lately have fucked themselves up playing some flavour of sportball.

I think I'd prefer to hear drugs stories.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# How about a compromise?
Conspicuous consumption of porn, purchased economically in sporting venues.
(I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:06, archived)
# I like the money well spent one
We might get some interesting anecdotes and stories, compared to porn (people describing porn is dull - have you ever phoned a wankline?), while sporting disasters is a bit select - not many people have had them.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Not on here, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Can I have £20000 please?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Yes.
But you have to go back in time and stop making rape jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Conspicuous Consumption

because I like close races
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Re: Number 3
Didn't Nicole Kidman have conspicuous consumption in Moulin Rouge?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:18, archived)
# porn will be shit
(I'm not calling you all scat freaks)

(I'm implying it)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Sporting disasters or Consumption, I think...
Porn will just be "I almost got caught watching..." or "how we used to steal porn mags from the news agent" lies...

Money well spent could be alright, so long as it's not a week of "I spent £2000 on alcohol and drank it all in one night - best time evah!!11!!" and all that crap.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# The punchline
to 60% of the porn stories will be, "And then I realised that my mum had come in with a cup of tea..."


Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Similar to Yoda, why do these questions frequently sound?
And 'aromatic necks' gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)
# If we did "Aromatic Necks"
...the site will fill up with Deirdre Barlow stories. Is that what you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I just realised you can vote every 30 minutes.
I might vote thrice. This being a democracy and all.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Thrice a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 10:36, archived)