Well, Cleopatra was supposed to be rather good at it, 2000 years ago.
Lack of a time machine forces my hand, really.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:04,
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literally
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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