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Not a fan of Kate Moss but thought this as a bit much. In any case I hate the Daily Fail even more
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:51,
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I'd still smash the granny out of her
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:57,
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I think she would be very good at sex.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:58,
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which one?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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Well, Cleopatra was supposed to be rather good at it, 2000 years ago.
Lack of a time machine forces my hand, really.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:04,
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literally
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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Who'd have thought that 20 years would make somebody slightly older?
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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They could probably
do the same story using Melanie Phillips wedding photo
Or Liz Jones'
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:05,
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Is that princess Anne, bottom right?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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Yep - when she was young :)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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