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# long ago retired into senility
Matlock still insists on rehearsing courtroom antics

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Nice belming action.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:23, archived)
# mm, needs a little more protrusion?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Not at his age.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)
# needs a Niagra of Viagra
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I'm more of a blarghh fan myself, but a good belm deserves another

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# This wins Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Matlock wasn't intended as belm--yours is better
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)
# i fucking love mars?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 17:13, archived)
# another cult icon destroyed :(
:P

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)
# ah
those post-Mayberry cranial jitters

This place feels more like gayshift week nights than Sunday--no?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Otis was not really a lush, he was a reformed alcoholic & liquor salesman.
About once a week, 'Anj' would put a roofie in Otis' lemonade, then transport him in the trunk to the barbershop where Otis would be gang-raped (prison style). Andy would then steal all of the liquor from Otis' trunk, and throw him in jail. For Andy, it was the perfect alibi, but once Otis was committed to the Mayberry Sanitorium, Andy's supply of booze dried up.

EDIT: Post-post Proof-read, and corrected

You gotta watch those guys that seem a little too 'perfect'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)
# the plot--i know it well
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 17:24, archived)
# This is no bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:27, archived)
# no--just different
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Put him away, before he lets out the true story of 'Aunt Bea'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)
# oh. my. gggg
*definitely considering it*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)
# As an older man, I can see that she was actually very easy on the eyes :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Anj didn't keep her around just for kitchen work
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 31 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)