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# 'Well darling, the offers dried up and it was either this or Hollyoaks.'
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# anything's better than hollyoaks
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# T.J:
congratulations to Mrs. Trellis! judging by fb, baby Trellis has arrived! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Don't tell Pedanticrist.... he'll want to eat the placenta...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# is he hugh fearnley-whittingstall in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Did you not see the river cottage fart cannon special..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# 0_0
no. no i did not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Have you really no idea to what I'm alluding?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# none whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# You must think I'm stark raving mad then....!!
When Pedanticrist had a child, they kept the placenta, then had a party and ate it...
He also saved all his farts in a bottle when he was in the bath, and then made a cannon powered by the said farts....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# i've heard people doing the placenta-eating thing
such as hugh whatshisface, but the fart cannon is news to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Call me old fasioned, but I prefer a kebab myself....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# better the devil you know, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Well it is a guarantee of a bad stomach and the runs....
Where as you just don't know what a placenta is going to do to you ;-
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:57, archived)
# Seriously?
Okay then: Placenta Casserole and Fart canon
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# He must be sweating like a Wookie in a bear suit.
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# It aint easy bein a Wookie
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/chewiesbadday_opt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
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# ^________________^
I done lost a hogis jape, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ed: call of the hogisfind, i done found it
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/yul_brunners_catacomb_tours_mit_terry_pratchett_fuckids_jape_unt_mccoy_bluebelly_amidst_bat_batbathead_navi_fuckstatement.gif
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iHDFm3pbns
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Haha.... wait untill the show's cancelled and he has to go shelve stacking with Geoffery...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Nah, he'll just do kids parties instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# :D
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# He loves fucking kids.....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# He doesn't fuck them,
he "tickles them with his teddy tail".
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# That's what my uncle used to call it too......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Mind the piss
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# i know that babby
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/babycrying_opacino.jpg
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#
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# Haha, he's a wizz on those stilts!
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