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# EVIL, DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD!
one of these winged cunts landed in my cuppa when i wasn't looking. i've just had a swig and almost drank the fucker.
vomit happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Moth is not sugar!
Silly Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# i don't even have sugar in tea, never mind moth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I hate them too
But in your pic the moth looks all friendly and cute, so now I'm in two minds.

Edit: Clicking, because I approve of the sentiment and I like the smiley moth :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# he's happy because he made me puke
the cunt.
edit: glad you like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# Mothmouth!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
# don't
just don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcAnfPS-eks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Moths are bastards.
A MAHOOSIVE one greeted me when I first moved into halls. As bad as it sounds, it took hours to get rid of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# they flutter all in your face
i don't mind the spiders, of which i'm seeing huge ones this summer, but moths can go and shit in their best hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I'm not really afraid of any insects, but moths are little shits.
The one reason you can't have your window open AND the light on during Summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, archived)
# i've got no choice
it's either have the window open or boil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Yeah I've got that over here.
Venetian blinds help somewhat however.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# i've got those
they're keeping most of them out, but not all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Hmm...
I have the option of a giant fan, but all it seems to do is blow hot air back at me.

I hate Summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# i used to
but i can't regulate my body temperature any more, so i'm usually cold. i'm quite enjoying the warm weather!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# I tend to function better when it's cooler.
When it's like this I can't get any work done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:06, archived)
# i hate being cold
roll on august 26th, 10 days in spain!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# The mug disagrees
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# oh, sweet jebus
that's an excited 790 mug right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# a big one got caught inside my glasses the other night while i was trying to kill it
they give me the creeps
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
# if that happened to me
i'd scream like a bitch and my glasses would get launched across the room, new or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# it give me the fear, goosebumps and a little fart came out
then I served it up some maximum overkill
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# i fully approve of this response
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# I once had moths for breakfast
in a cheap Spanish hotel. They were in the muesli.
/qotw
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# oh, fuck
*heads to the porcelain phone for round two*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# :(
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# there's nothing left to come up now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# They have a nice side Smash!
pressie on /links
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:26, archived)
# my stupid computer won't let me play it
but i bet it's great, thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# Damn
No doubt some clever bod will get it to you in a format that works.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# hopefully!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)