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[challenge entry] Ta Da

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(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
"paul daniels memorial" :D

Have a *click!*, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hurrah!
to be honest, anyone who is scared of driving round this shouldn't be on the road anyway (local paper letter writer's mantra)

by pure chance I have driven round all 4 of the UK's Magic Roundabouts, having lived in both Colchester and Swindon and worked in Hemel Hempstead and High Wycombe. I think this qualifies me for some kind of award
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I've only been around the Hemel one.
I didn;t like it - not because it's confusing - it actually makes sense to me. It's just that know one else knows how to use it, and that's what scares me...

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# yes, there is that
in fact, that's what should be in the Highway Code

23.2 Watch out for daft cunts

edit: I've just remembered that I nearly caused a massive accident on the Colchester roundabout by spinning out of control because of bald tyres!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Daft Cunts are what make driving an interesting challenge...
Like that stupid cow a while a go - shot over a roundabout in front of me at about 60mph, forcing me to slam on my brakes - she hadn't seen me from her 4x4 as she had her head tipped right back as she was draining a large take-away coffee.

Grrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Such things make satnavs a joy to behold.
Take the second exit, then take the third exit, then take the second exit, then take the first exit, then take th... recalculating.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# thats...
Swindon Town's ground that is isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)