I was furiously wanking in a freezer at Budgens when the lid shut and I almost froze to death in front of an old lady who'd only come in for a bag of peas
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:28,
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