Help us choose the Question of the WeekNot a lot of new stuff on the suggestion board, to be honest, so we made most of these up on the spot. Vote, then, for:
Swearing: Funny stories about swearing, rather than a big long list of swears, you tugboating melon-farmers
Near Death Experiences II: We haven't done this one for a few years. When have you felt the Reaper's icy grip?
Annoying Partners: What does your partner do to annoy you? I've just got divorced and have a list a fucking mile long
Most shameful place I've had a wank: Guy in your school claimed to have knocked one out in a church. BEAT THAT
Poll closes: LATER. Vote hard, and vote often.
(Swearing: Funny stories about swearing, rather than a big long list of swears, you tugboating melon-farmers
Near Death Experiences II: We haven't done this one for a few years. When have you felt the Reaper's icy grip?
Annoying Partners: What does your partner do to annoy you? I've just got divorced and have a list a fucking mile long
Most shameful place I've had a wank: Guy in your school claimed to have knocked one out in a church. BEAT THAT
Poll closes: LATER. Vote hard, and vote often.
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:03,
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Would it be good, helpful therapy if we let you vent on "Annoying Partners" then?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:04,
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Most shameful place to have a near death experience?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:08,
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I was furiously wanking in a freezer at Budgens when the lid shut and I almost froze to death in front of an old lady who'd only come in for a bag of peas
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:10,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:28,
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While breaking into a sperm bank.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:13,
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how was that a near death experience? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:25,
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I thought you were just generally asking a question.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:28,
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Well all right then.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:53,
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I've had experience with all 4.But annoying partners seems to be the people's favourite right now.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:13,
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People always choose annoying partners mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:30,
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Fuck off, I nearly died when my spupid wife caught me Fwaping at the PC desk!* I thinks that's a vote for all....
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:15,
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Who gives a fuck? It'll all be bullshit anyway. BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:19,
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yeah, but you're voting for what could be the most entertaining bullshit....Lies about swearing at the boss in a meeting, lies about almost getting caught by a parent/teacher/MP having a wank, lies about how a papercut turned spetic and the whole hand went blue, but it was alright because they poured domestos on it and it all healed up, or lies about a fictional girlfriend refusing to make sandwiches so they ran over her dog with a honda accord and had the last laugh. Or something.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:31,
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Swearing,near death experiences, annoying partners and most shameful place i've had a wank could all add up to one generic reply (to some B3tan's I imagine)
/Just saying.
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Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:27,
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/Just saying.
It's not the place that generally causes the shameit's getting caught
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:56,
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It's all irrelevantaccording to the timestamps, the QOTW was already up before the poll was posted!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:36,
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