nicely done
can i win favour of the mermaids with my land lubbing cock?
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Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:21,
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sorry taters
the pilot God King gets first dibs on all eligible mer-folk. check the small print of your ticket, it's legit!
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Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:27,
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Since they're fish from the waist down they presumably expect you to fertilize their eggs externally
probably the sexiest thing you can do for a mermaid is to build her a really big nest, out of old snail shells if she's part cichlid, or using secretions from your kidneys if she's a stickleback.
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Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:30,
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