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# nicely done
can i win favour of the mermaids with my land lubbing cock?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# sorry taters
the pilot God King gets first dibs on all eligible mer-folk. check the small print of your ticket, it's legit!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Since they're fish from the waist down they presumably expect you to fertilize their eggs externally
probably the sexiest thing you can do for a mermaid is to build her a really big nest, out of old snail shells if she's part cichlid, or using secretions from your kidneys if she's a stickleback.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# stop with the sexy talk
you sultry bastard

EDIT: had some success with the new hinge after a redesign. ta for the advice and demo pic yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
# phwoar
its talk like that that gets me rart hot
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# You need stop lubbing it - you go brind!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# races
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Mer-people are not a race ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# it's all the same with the lights off
live a little I say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)